sourdoughnibblers:

comickit:

honeyedteeth:

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

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uglyodd:

my brain in times of crisis:

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shojo:

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

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kleineperlexo:

Me:

My body dysmorphia: you look like this

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ninjamelissajulien:

thedarkperidot:

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

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brendanthesalty:

brendanthesalty:

brendanthesalty:

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This shot of Jenna Marbles in her Leisure Suit™️ (feat. Kermit) radiates obscene amounts of Big Dick Energy.

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A sequel

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The inevitable conclusion

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tasteslikecoconutandmetal:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“Can I please get a new nurse?
”
how is this a universal experience?
”
male high school bullies: become cops
female high school bullies: become nurses
”

dankmemeuniversity:

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thisisarebeljyn:

My favorite random Brooklyn 99 thing is that when Rosa does her fake voice, the fake voice is how Stephanie Beatriz actually talks.

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stumbleonhometomycats:
“this is the greatest tweet of 2018
”

mexicanjesuschrist:

cobaltdays:

You walk into my home and I offer you this plate of snacks:

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I eat all of them, bowl included

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roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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